store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!


#avengers

#Robert doesn't exist #He is and always will be tony

#ovaries implode creating a black hole that engulfs the whole universe

“Do you have some sort of fetish for middle age metrosexual old men?”
–

Benedict Cumberbatch (via dalekstripper)

(Source: CNN, via gottagetmysherlock)

#gpoy

#I have this quote on my wall #:D #Doctor who

#*gross sobbing*

#Amelia Pond #The girl who waited #Doctor who

#I laughed the loudest in the cinema

#Doctor who

when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately


#gpoy #Except I'm more of a dog person